Ah, Halloween. a time to dress up in strange or mild or evenoutlandish outfits because it is fun. The following is a list of mytop 15 picks for being the most recognized or obnoxious characterout and about this year.
1) Two-person costume: Dress up like a wave and have anotherfriend dress like an anime character. Viola! You have the Marchtsunami that hit Tokyo. Alternative for only one person: Dress uplike an anime character and soak yourself in water.
2) Obama’s long-form birth certificate: There are two methodsfor this, depending on what side you think is funnier. Either dressup like a piece of paper that says “Certificate of Live Birth” andthen a series of columns and boxes, or add the word “fake” in largeletters across the completed costume.
3) Osama bin Laden assassination: Military coat, bushy greyingbeard, white turban, head wound that makes you almost look like azombie. sure to get you a free drink or some high-fives from fellowintoxicants.
4) Republican presidential hopefuls (Group costume): Mix andmatch however you please, just remember to have your American flagpin on your lapel and to argue with each other while stopping everyfew minutes to insult Obama. Bonus points if you can recreateMichele Bachmann’s crazy eyes or carry around a Godfather’s Pizzabox as Herman Cain.
5) Group or single costume: As everyone knows, Halloweencostumes for adults tend to involve being sexy and/or slutty. Soladies, why not add some violence in there and dress up like thecast from “Sucker Punch”? Those costumes guarantee a lot ofpotentially unwanted ogling and touching while out and about, andan embarrassing walk of shame home when you sober up.
6) Harry Potter: or you can go as any character, and everyonewill cheer. It doesn’t matter if you want to be in Hogwarts attire,or dirty street clothes, just have a wand and yell out spells. Foradded fun, yell “expelliarmus” and knock your friends’ drinks outof their hands.
7) Occupy Wall Street: look tired and haggard and sortabum-like. Carry a sign with some clever phrase about 99 percent orhow you are broke. for added realism, dive into a garbage bin forthat authentic “I’ve been sleeping on the street for a month”smell.
Zombie Steve Jobs: Mock turtle neck, glasses, scruffy saltand pepper beard, stone-washed jeans, tennis shoes, an iPhone orother iSomething and some light zombie makeup. Download some zombieapps or go trick-or-treating in an Apple store for bonuspoints.
9) Casey Anthony: Walk around with a baby doll with duct tapearound its mouth sticking out of a trash bag. Drop it next to youwhile you get drunk.
10) Anthony Weiner: Simple to do. Wear a suit and offer to textpeople photos of you in your skivvies that emphasize yourpenis.
11) Dan Wheldon: You will need a red jumpsuit with a Target logoon it and then you need to light it on fire and add some goryslashes.
12) Immigration reform: Walk around dressed in a police uniformwith an Arizona badge, and ask everyone for proof ofidentification.
13) Charlie Sheen: Dress up like you were going out for a nightin Vegas. run around like you were recreating the events in “TheHangover” and yell out, “Winning!” or claim you are a warlock. Be awild man. have a cup that says “tiger blood” for bonus points.
14) Muammar Gaddafi: Gaudy pajamas or similarly colored clothdraped about you; big, dark sunglasses; scruffy goatee andmustache; black checheya — that is the type of hat he tended towear, it’s similar to a fez —basically just try to look like anemperor.
15) Rebecca Black: Long, dark wig; yellow backpack with a redhandkerchief tied to it; purple-ish blue sleeveless top; blackpants or skirt; and some small speakers in the backpack hooked toan MP3 player so you can play that “Friday” song as often asannoyingly possible.
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